Pulse
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I just watched a lady put her hand down her pants at the library — for free.
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I love the idea of a laundromat called Whites Only.
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I expected Bush's final mistake to be locking himself out of the White House.
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If only Martin Luther King Jr. had dreamed of a universal day off.
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Note to arsonists: Get it right the first time. Otherwise, you're just giving people free heating.
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Note to world: All blenders are the same in bed.
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I spent the past 30 hours in a shut-in fantasy camp.
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I'm considering doing The Butt.
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After two DVD workouts with Michael Olajide Jr., I'm ready to work as a junior middleweight.
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For the first time in two years, I've got 'em down around my ankles.
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- Name: marcus howard
- Birthday: 9/1/1977
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/7/2007
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